My wife DOES NOT WORK

A GOOD ONE FROM ONE OF MY FRIEND "JAYESH PATEL" (JP)

 

 

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

P : What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy?
H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

P : Your Wife ?
H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only.

P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
H : My Wife, because she doesn't work.

P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.

P : How do your kids go to school?
H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work.

P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do?
H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work.

P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
H : Take rest, because i'm tired due to all day works.

P : What does your wife do then?
H : She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids to bed.

Whom do you think works more, from the story above???

The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK'??!!

Yes, Being Housewives do not need Certificate of Study, even High Position, but their ROLE/PART is very important!

Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles.

All about a WOMAN ....
* When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.

* When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted.

* When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock.

Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted

Secret Santa

Hello All,

As a part of enjoyment activity in my office, the HR decided to celebrate Secret Santa. In this game, they are creating the 'chits' for all the employee and asking everyone to pick up 1 chit. The name which comes in your chit will receive a gift from you. But... you do not need to disclose that it is you who is sending gift to him/her.

I also has a chit with me, and I also was searching something to gift him/her. Tried a lot, and finally asked my wife, and got a perfect answer. Thanks dear for the idea... :)

Will disclose the same in my next blog

Marry Christmas... hohohoho....!!!!

Revisiting myself again

Sorry guyz and galz since much time I have been inactive in Blog. Starting again with some new thoughts. In fact I am not just revisiting my Blog. Actually I am revisiting myself again. I will be regularly updating the same from nowonwards. :)

Just had a little-bit cold and fever last night. Now OK :)

C you soon.

S-M-I-L-E Please..... :)

SMILE... :)

It is not just an expression on your face... It is a medicine which can cure many mental and physical diseases. People always use to say: "This guy always keep smile on his face.. this makes our day bright". Come on man... it's a free service yaar... :)) Something I can do for all of you, which does not include cost and does not bother my bank-balance... hahaha....!!!

Ya.. so was talking about smile. Tell me how many times you smile in a day. May be when you are with your friends or .... girlfriend/boyfriend.... or your spouse... or your parents. OK, its good that when you are with them, you smile. What about the rest of the time, when you are only with yourself. Well... well... well.... Why can't you smile for yourself.... Your body, your sole also need that you smile for them... Ofcourse when you do that.. somebody who is looking at you might be thinking to shift you to "Agra".... :))) but that is none of their business.. you smile as you are smiling for yourself...

Tell yourself some good jokes, I mean remember such jokes on which you might have laughted a lot... I am sure.. this will bring smile on your face... or a silent grin... and I am sure, after that, your body will really feel something good. If you are in fever, this will give you relief. JUST TRY..... TRY ONCE....

Secondly... always smile when you wake up and when you go to sleep. Along with it just say this word "I LOVE YOU MY BODY.... THANKS VERY MUCH FOR GIVING ME THIS WONDERFUL AND HEALTHY DAY..." I am sure, "Mention not dear.." this voice will come out from your body... Hehehe.. well thoda zyada gyan ho gaya ....

In short... I would like to suggest few things

-> No matter, how much sad you are, no matter how much problems are there in your life... just give a small..... cute... smile once per hour

-> When you wake up, or go to sleep, smile at yourself and say "I love you.." to yourself

-> If a person is sad or in problem, give him/her a small smile ...  (ofcourse not applicable in some serious cases of death)

-> Crack some very good jokes among your friend-circle. Give some notorious comments on some incidents so that when that occurs again, all remember you. :)

-> You should be known by your smile. This makes people healthy and extremely positive and that also without any cost.... hehehe.. The more you smile, the more you will look beautiful/handsome

So come... Lets SMILE... lets also make people smile.... lets make all of us healthy and cheerful in rest part of our lives.....

Let me finish with a joke:

"Bheed jama hui thi... ek aadmi ko andar dekhna tha ki kya hua, lekin bheed ke karan dekh nahi paa raha tha... so he made a trick... zor se chillaya: arre hatt jaao... mera baap mar gaya hai... muje andar jaane do.... sun kar bheed ne jagad de di... woh andar gaya aur dekha to Gadhaa (donkey) mara pada thaa....."

:) :) :)

L-O-V-E

Love is Patient. Love is Kind.

It does not Envy. It does not Boast.

It is not Proud. It is not Rude.

It is not Self-seeking.

It is not easily Angered.

It keeps no record of Wrongs.

Love does not delight in Evil.

But rejoices with the Truth.

Love always protects, always trusts.

Always Hopes, always Preserves.

Love bears all things, believes all things.

Hopes all things, endures all things.

Love Never Ends. Love Never Fails.

 

For you..... Wherever you are....!!!

Dear God... I am sorry..... :(

I never go to any temple, dargaah, church or gurudwara.... In fact i dont remember at what time i went to those place last.

I do not find the holiness in the milk which is running away from the gutter just coming from a temple's "garbh gruh"... I find the holiness in the milk which is running out of a hungry poor child's mouth, whose eyes are happy to have every drop of it......

I do not find happiness in 1000 or 5000 jaap of so and so swami... or sant.... I find happiness saying just a single sentence to my office security person "Kaise ho naaran-bhaiyaa... sab thik thaak?"

Sorry, I never donated to any cherity hospital running on a very big trust (still asking for donation), yes... once i offered a 1 rs. paracitamol to a poor tailor having fever and hence was not able to do my small tailoring work.

I do not find relax giving thousands of rupees as a donation to those temples whose turn-over is like a public limited infrastructure... I find relax giving 1 rupee coin back to the hawker who gave it to me by mistake as a change....

Sorry, god... i never did "FAST" as directed by you... (in fact... ate much more in the day of fast... hehehe), but yes... helped with just a maska-ban and tea to a hawker as his "BREAK-FAST" :)

I feel extremely bored in any satsang or sabha.... (in fact sometimes i sleep there finding a proper place in the hall)... I feel lively in an orphan home, where several kids are playing around you... saying you "uncle... uncle....."

God... I do not find it significant to feed your stone-statue the 'chhappan bhog' or royal 'prashaad' with cashew-nut, pista and badaam... but yes.. I found it so much happy and delightful to offer just a 5 rs. Parle-G to a small motherless cute cute puppy waiting for somebody to take care of itself at the side of a road.

God.... sorry forgive me... as I never find any Maataji in you, in fact... yes.. i found several mata jee in old-age home... who smile at me with their teethless mouth when I ask them "maataa jee..... kaise ho? ghutno ka dard ab nahi hai naa????"

Sorry.. god, in-spite of all these, if you still insist that going temple is necessary to get the heaven.... I am happy in hell...... :)

Responsibility of Bollywood??

In spite of lots of efforts, we could not save "Damini", the brave girl who fought against her situation like "Jaasi Ki Raani", leaving all of us helpless and shocked.

Nation's youth is in grief and shocked, searching for justice and feeling helpless against the pathetic system of Government and cold-blooded politicians.

I have seen Hon. Jaya Jee (Smt. Jaya Bachchan) displaying lots of grief and was saying sorry to the young generation that she could not be the part in saving the crime against girls. I appreciate the approach of Hon. Jaya Jee and must say that if you raise the issue to save the girls and change the system, "WE ARE WITH YOU", please go ahead and tell us how can we help you.

Apart from this, don't you all people think that Film Sensor Board, Information & Broadcast Dept and film makers also should play the responsibility from their side?

• We have already seen that in movies, we see the tag-line "Cigarette Smoking is injurious to health" during smoking scenes. Why shouldn't there be the slogan "Sexual Harassment, abuse or Rape is subjected to severe legal penalties up to death sentence" while such incidence is being shown. Even when a Hero is flirting or just teasing heroine, this slogan must be shown. After all Hero is not given such special rights in India, and people are following hero only as their ideal character.
• In movies, I have seen when a villain is trying to molest the heroine, a very sad or negative music is being played, and in the same case when hero is trying to "molest" or teast the heroine this is considered as "naughty" act and delightful music or song is being played. A teasing to any unknown girl by ANYONE is considered as MOLESTING only, this should be understood by all the film-makers and sensor board.
• Is explicte language really is required to make movie more "masaledaar"???? Are you really happy to get such success and "applouse" from the audience when they are listening such shit?? Don't you imagine that even the girls are also watching such bullshit among them? They just came for the entertainment and you are giving them something which is indirectly considered as abuse and harrasment to them. Isn't it possible to make clear yet good movies??? Such Gaali-galoch is really the "demand of the scene" in your language and its must???

Please remember, a criminal is raised from the society and society follows what they see in Entertainment media. Even 12 years students also thinking in that way and creates nuisence in school while in co-education with girls. It means, even 10 to 12 year old girls also need to be careful. You have to belive that such girls even cannot properly protect themselves because of so much young age. You have to understand that a teenager mind gets more fast impact of such scenes of movie.

A 12 years old boy is singing "Bhaag Bhaag DK..." song, and his father feel proud that his boy is so much "naughty and mischivious". He don't know that his son may sometimes be "sentenced to death" after 6 to 8 years if special guidance or care is not been given rather then just to get happy about his "progress".

So, please understand that after this shameful incident, just think what we stands for and what is the repsonsibility at our part.

JAAGO INDIA... and stop admiring which is NOT LEGEL in entertainment media. Tomorrow, this may create a very big nightmare in any of your life also...