A Fantastic Explanation of "POLITICS"

This morning I received a wonderfull mail from one of my Friend/Relative/Honorable Client Mr. Ashish Vaishnav.

Let me describe this here:

One day, a child asked his Daddy : "Dad... What is Politics?"

Dad replied: "OK son, let me explain...... I am earning money for our home, so I am the "Capitalist". Your mom is taking care of home so she is "Government". Your grandfather is looking after the security of home so he is "President". Our maid who is playing major role in housekeeping, is "Working Class". Your are the "Public" as we all are taking care of you. And your younger brother who is just 1 year old, is the "Future"....

Son understood this with a silence...

In the night, the son found that his younger brother (who is 1 year old) has done toilet in his nappy. So the son went to his parents' bedroom to wake up mom and dad. What he found is, dad was not there and his mom was sleeping so much deeply, that the son tried a lot to wake her up, but she did not responded.

So son went to the maid's room and saw that his father is sleeping with her maid in compromising position. Further he has seen that his grandfather was behind the door and watching this drama peacefully.

Son shocked, tried to change nappy of his younger brother, finally did it and went to bed again.

Next day Dad asked the son: "OK, my son... yesterday I explained you the word "Politics". Describe now...."

The son replied: "Capitalist is f***ing the working class. "President" is looking this peacefully. "Government" is sleeping and not ready to wake up. Our "Future" is in Shit, and ..... IT IS THE ONLY PUBLIC WHO CAN PULL THE FUTURE OUT FROM THE SHIT.....

THATS THE POLITICS......

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A Man for whom Sky is the Limit

Dear All,

Talking about my Boss. I met very few of the people of his kind. He never follow the process, he insists that let process follow him. He never set high 'TARGETS', he achieves somewhat which we call 'TARGET'. He strongly hates technology, but at present all the latest technologies are at his footstep.

Listening to this guy, itself is a fantastic experience. You will not stop yourself rolling on floor with laugh, by extremely witty and significant examples he gives during his speech. 10 minutes of his lecture provide 10 months of motivation for you.

Afsosss....... I need such guy in my IT Line.... :(

Sharing some of the snaps on special request of Hardik Raval (Haddy)



Mr. Kunal Naik...... A man for whom Sky is the Limit.....

 

Me on Ramp... :)

A fashion show held in my company's function. I have taken the part. Sharing few of my snap here. Hope you'll like them.

 

CV - the technical X-ray report of a person

I need a very good .net developer and a PHP developer for my company. As a result, I just simply put the requirement on my website http://www.attensasoftware.com and then found lots of CV in my account.

I just went through the CV and found:

(1) Most of the CV were copied either from Jobs Portal or from the CV of friends. Might have googled also.

(2) Most of the CV were excellent by english language (by reading blah.. blah.. of career objectives), but when I met candidate, he/she was "ZERO" (in fact minus) in english. Please note down, that in CV they have claimed to work with "International" clients.

(3) 2 things were common in CV as "skill" and those are C, C++ (!!!!!!!). Are these considered as skills nowadays???

(4) The projects which were made by him/her were not at all ONLINE. They were fake projects or the sites have removed. Couple of candidates even not have seen their project at all. When I opened the website and shown him/her that what part of this project is done by you, they gave the answer "Sir, project report typed and printed by me...!!!"

(5) If you ask anything about the subject he/she has written in CV, the answer was common "Sir, it was there in syllabus but right now I am not recollecting it..."

(6) The hobby is written as "Cricket" however he even don't know that from which Ranjee Team - Cheteshwar Pujara has come.

(7) The hobby is written as "Internet Surfing". So what all he/she knows about internet surfing?? - FACEBOOK....!!!

I really got frustrated taking interview of approx 25-30 candidates nowadays, and found all of them as they are sheeps who even don't know where he/she has to go. He is just following because his successor goes on that direction.

Rs. 50,000 per semester. Total 6-8 semester. It means overall approx Rs. 5,00,000 expense. When they came out, they even are not deserving the salary of Rs. 5000. Better to start a business with Rs. 3,00,000 and get the turn-over of Just Rs. 50,000 per year will (1) Recover all the money in 5-6 years (2) Get 5 years experience as businessman

But no..... as world says "IT is in top now..." so come what may... "My son/my daughter must go in IT".

The same way colleges and educational institutes behave. Once they get money from student, their only target is just to "PASS OUT" the student, whether he/she he is qualified or not.

If this will go on, I don't think that INDIA will be a leading country in IT in next coming years.

Guys, who are in IT Field, please read this and decide where we stand being employee or being employer...